She married and had 6 children.
Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 3 more children.
Again, her husband died.
But she remarried and this time had 4 more children.
At last, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he's referring to her legs."
Matt Dillon
DECEMBER 31, 2008--Actor Matt Dillon was arrested late at night for excessive speeding on a Vermont highway. Dillon, 44, was nabbed by State Police after his car was clocked going 106 mph on Interstate 91. He was fingerprinted and photographed by state troopers, and given a citation to appear at the Orange County court.
Charles Barkley
Former NBA star Charles Barkley was arrested in December 2008 on suspicion of drunk driving after Arizona cops pulled his 2005 Infiniti over after he ran a stop sign. After Barkley, 45, failed field sobriety tests, he was given a blood test to register alcohol content. A cooperative Barkley, pictured in the Gilbert Police Department mug shot, was cited on a misdemeanor DUI charge.
"Let me see. No, this part seems to be in order. Yup, I can tell that all the straps are in place. Honey, can you stop squirming around so much, please? You're making me giggle...and I have to check all the locations to find where the satin velcro attaches. Ahhh....there, found it. This is a lot of fun! I hope your husband-to-be enjoys it as much as I did! LOL!!! You certainly are ticklish! *big grin* Hey, don't forget to tell me every detail when you get back from your honeymoon. Maybe I found plenty more sensitive areas than he will. Shall we count them again?? Hee hee! Love you, sis!"
What better way to take a well-deserved nap....after gleefully scratching your claws through the rolls of toilet paper stocked in the bathroom....than to curl up with your bestest and softest friend in the house.
After a long day of running around the paddock, kicking up your hooves and playing games amongst the other horses, it is simply wonderful to always have that one special friend who is there for you when your eyes begin to close from sleepiness. Just watch your weight or those peaceful naps are going to end up with you being tossed in the mud!
A soft, warm, vibrating, and safe body pillow. Unconditional love and the most relaxing pillow to be found ANYWHERE. The absolute delights of friendship!
Having a best friend makes the world such a wonderful place to live in, but when it comes to nap-time and the tender thoughts of snuggling up against each other.....sometimes the one with the bulk can take advantage of his size. Kitties make SOFT pillows!!!!! Something tells me this little kitten friend got the bum end of the deal!!
::: BREAKING NEWS :::
In 2009 the government will start
deporting all the mentally ill people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run, my little crazy friend, run!
Well, what can I say ??
Someone sent it to me,
I'm NOT going alone!!
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,'Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them between my thighs and warm them up again." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing."She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?!"
As many of you know, I was involved in an incident a few months ago where I was injured. As time has passed by since October/November, one injury has evolved into a frozen shoulder. I'm not into physical therapy yet....a long waiting list for referrals....but I've been doing certain exercises at home that my doctor has shown me, plus I'm on some pretty strong pain meds. It's difficult to sit and keep my shoulder in the position needed in order to work the computer, so there have been many days that I haven't even turned it on. I am excited to get back to my old blog that I used to compose for all of you, but it's more a dream for the time being. As more time goes by, though, and I achieve more range of motion with less pain, I will be back to blogging all the silly and interesting items I used to "publish" for all the wonderful people on VOX. I'm really looking forward to it.
Patience, patience, patience. UGH! Pain tends to make you run short on patience. Lol. But I will be back, so I hope you don't forget me. I'm looking forward to making you smile again!
Have a wonderful day, everyone!!
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CNN's Alina Cho reports on an open letter from Jenna and Barbara Bush to the Obama girls.
I hope many of you will remember me, and join back into my family! Thanks, guys!
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Carlisa said:
[this is good]That's hilarious! Was this pic taken at your sister's wedding, or did you find it on the Internet? Made me... read more
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[this is good]what would we do without our furry friends:) read more
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[this is good]Now that is what I call relaxing. read more
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